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swarnpert:

when commercials have internet memes in them

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eliteclassmeme:

your boobs are real? great! your boobs are fake? thats pretty cool too. you erased the memories of your classmates and forced them into a school of mutual killing? wow thats kind of

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losweonessexysdeldisqus:

Harmony by flamevulture17

magicul:

"are you ill? you donโ€™t look that good"

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cadillactica:

Sometimes google just throws random images at you.

ramoscih:

senpai-why-u-do-this:

listoflifehacks:

au8:

If you arenโ€™t followingย ListOfLifeHacks

WHY
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NOT
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I tried but

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if only there was a blog where i could find solutions to problems like this

Reblogging for future reference

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dosopod:

โ€œyou donโ€™t look depressed thoughโ€

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

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theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people donโ€™t realize that iโ€™m beingย sarcasticย 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

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